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3 Simple Rules That Will Make You a ‘Superstar’ Developer « yield thought

February 3rd, 2010

Rule 1 is the basis for your economy. You become a superstar by owning more code in the project than anyone else. You invest in your economy by writing new code, or converting existing code to your own, because every area of code you own generates you productivity and reputation.

Rule 2 is aggressive. Expand into other people’s areas and modify their code to make sense to you. Let people see that you’re touching a lot of code – it is good for your reputation. However, you have to be careful when going on the attack. Rewriting code carries a certain reputation penalty, but more about that later.

Rule 3 is defensive. Make it difficult for other people to work in your code or fix bugs in it – for every hour they spend fixing bugs you’ve accomplished another hour of fresh code rewrite somewhere else, thus increasing your control over the board.
(Link: 3 Simple Rules That Will Make You a ‘Superstar’ Developer « yield thought)

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What Jigsaw Can teach Us About Project Management

January 26th, 2010

A key lesson Jigsaw has learnt however, is that when you empower team members with a certain level of responsibility they will often exceed your expectations and perform above and beyond.

If as a project manager you have trust issues with team members and feel uneasy delegating key tasks to them, but at the same time clearly have a packed work schedule building death traps, you could start by delegating lower risk tasks to test the water.
(Link: What Jigsaw Can teach Us About Project Management)

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Saturday Night Live – University of Westfield Online

October 12th, 2009

Enroll now but just don’t mention it to anybody.
(Link: Saturday Night Live – University of Westfield Online)

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The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: on Chrome OS

July 9th, 2009

“”have you ever met anyone who said they’d really like to try out that Interwebs thing, but they’re just put off by the low-quality operating systems and browsers that are available at this time, so they’re sitting it out for now? ”
(Link: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: on Chrome OS)

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The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation

June 3rd, 2009

YouTube – The Vendor Client relationship – in real world situations

May 27th, 2009

Chris Wanstrath (of GitHub) RailsConf 09 Keynote on blip.tv

May 12th, 2009

Chris Wanstrath (of GitHub) Keynote: I missed Chris’s keynote but you can watch it here. He titled it “How To Become a Famous Ruby Rockstar or Rails Ninja” but it’s partly tongue-in-cheek and moves into other territory.
(Link: Chris Wanstrath (of GitHub) RailsConf 09 Keynote on blip.tv)

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Spreadtweet : excel sheet twitter client

April 17th, 2009

Wouldn’t it be awesome if there were a Twitter tool
that looked just like Excel?
(Link: Spreadtweet : excel sheet twitter client)

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